The stag

Check out this picture:

He's Swedish. Nothing unusual in either that or the picture, you're probably thinking.

Now read this:

In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his stag night, which usually lasts all day and all night rather than the typical British stag night where you all arrange it beforehand go out get drunk and hire a stripper.

The Swedes do it differently. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He might be dressed up in something crazy and go do something bizarre. Then the fun starts.

This particular gentleman is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for his stag night they pasted a false "skippers-beard" on him and put him at the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day.

Much beer and fine Swedish victuals were consumed. But nothing 'nasty' had happened to him at all. In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the night club, they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden.

Imagine the groom's horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked mates were waiting for him, and then to notice that best mate number one had no pubic hair.

neither did friend two...
nor three...
or four...

Now check out the false beard again.



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